April 18, 2014 11:58 am

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via hi)

11:57 am

nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

(via thegirl-with-kaleidoscope-eyes)

11:57 am

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

(via scrubs)

11:56 am 11:56 am
"I love you, but I’m mad at you is one of the most freeing, important things you can say in a stable relationship. Does that make sense? To know that you have the ability and the right to be mad at someone and know that it doesn’t mean things are over, that it doesn’t mean things are irreparable. That it just means I’m mad, but God, I love you. I love you. Now leave me alone."
11:55 am
terribleminds:

delilahsdawson:

Mmm. Dick cleavage is so necessary for fighting crime.

"Dick Cleavage" is the name of my superheroic alter ego.

terribleminds:

delilahsdawson:

Mmm. Dick cleavage is so necessary for fighting crime.

"Dick Cleavage" is the name of my superheroic alter ego.

(Source: corenthal)

11:54 am 1:33 am

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

(Source: mountainmoonvolcano, via hi)

1:27 am 1:26 am

eclecticpandas:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant

(Source: eclecticpandas, via hi)